No one is entering my contest. But why? It's so easy to come up with terrible ideas! What? Too busy leading interesting lives? No you're not! I've been reading your blogs!
Here's another example, this time without the visual aide:
Sir Mick Jagger buys the copyrights to Freddie Mercury's entire songbook. Jagger subsequently releases an album called "Knight Takes Queen," the world shits itself, The End.