Sunday, March 9, 2008

Annoying?

Lately I've been talking in House of Holland-esq rhymes (you've seen them-the neon shirts with block letters and dirty rhymes about people in the fashion industry) and while mine aren't as original as Henry Holland's (you can't beat MY LEGS ARE UNCROSSED/FOR GEORGIA FROST) I have the advantage of not being confined to British fashion darlings. Unfortunately, this means I can make everything into a t-shirt-able rhyme and I'm beginning to bother Dave and my friends. And who do I turn to when I'm bothering my real life besties? The internet! So don't disappoint me, internet, and join me in the fun, slightly dirty rhyming game.

4 comments:

Lily said...

My best one is
LET ME DO THE TALKING
STEVEN HAWKING

and I'm not sure that can be beat but I'm willing to try. Apparently points are given for minor line crossing.

shesarejector said...

i'm trying to think of one, but i keep laughing at yours.

Dave said...

This'll just take a minute, Lemony Snicket.

I can go all night, Betty White.

Lily said...

oh sure, NOW you want to play, dave. hmph.

MY THOUGHTS ARE UNWHOLESOME
FOR MARY-KATE
OLSON

YOU'RE A WET DREAM
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN

CUTE FACE
LEE PACE (that's the rated g version of that one)

they're more fun if you type in caps.