I'm nearing the end of my hardest quarter yet and unfortunately that means I've abandoned you all. Wait, abandoned isn't right. I left Dave here. He babysat you. And nicely too! Didn't you all have fun? Didn't you have fun with Dave? Okay, fine. Abandoned.
Either way, I'm sorry and I'll be back soon. I'm going to leave the house key with you just so you know that I'll be back. I can't go home without you now! Lily loves you. Be good with Dave!